Elisha Cuthbert was at Paris’ Malibu party in a bikini top and white pants snapping pictures of people or paparazzi. This chick used to be cute. Now she looks frumpy and boring. Her last movie, Captivity, was a pos and she didn’t even get naked. She probably doesn’t think of herself as “that” kind of actress yet. Well, she is.”
If you guessed Jenna Jameson to be 42, you’d be wrong. She’s 33 and this is gross. I go to the beach to relax and hope some girl loses her top in the water. I don’t go to the beach to watch a girl from a third world country jump up and down. If Jenna asks me to sponsor her for just 1 cent a month, I’ll shove a cheeseburger in her mouth and run. I don’t want that thing touching me.
I have confirmed that Katharine McPhee is hot. Which is why there’s no reason not to post these pictures of the wind blowing up her skirt. Katharine McPhee should have sex with me. I put that in rhyme because feigning interest in a girl’s hobbies is the fastest way to get in a girl’s pants.
She was with her boyfriend Stuart Townsend in Belize wearing a bikini. They look so cute together with their matching guts. It almost makes me stop to think when the last time Charlize Theron looked hot was. I think she looked pretty good here...
Do you think Geri is looking better than ever? Or more like old spice?
Cindy Crawford sunbathed topless on a boat in St. Tropez a couple days back. IMDB says Cindy is 41. I say it doesn’t matter. She looks better than a few of those 20 something Hollywood whores. It’s almost as if she was cryogenically frozen and brought back to unleash her brand of sexy upon the world and only one thing can stop her. My cyborg penis. It shoots lasers. Pew pew pew. Some of these are NSFW. A few more below the fold.
Brooke Burke put on a bikini and frolicked on the beach this weekend. She is Honey, full of life and HOT! No speech... It must see!
Denise Richards good looks in bikini. Denise has not done anything worth mentioning ever since Wild Things so I do not know why this is even happening. Then again, I think these might be real old since her implants appear to be missing. Maybe Denise removed them? But, why would she want to take away her personality? Does not compute.
Posed for Arena magazine’s September issue. There’s a quote on one of them from Heidi Klum saying, “It’s good if you don’t get everything straight into your mouth, if you have to work for it.” I beg to differ. It is messy otherwise.
The headline sang its way straight to my heart: "Why Women Love 'Girls Next Door'." Frankly, every woman I know (except for my fellow Jezebels) loves the highly addictive E! reality show The Girls Next Door, all about the life of Hugh Hefner and his three live-in girlfriends. I have had hours and hours worth of discussions, with friends and strangers alike, all female, on whether Holly will ever marry Hef, what age Bridget really is and what's up with all her masters degrees, and the enigma that is the sexuality of Kendra. In fact, 70% of the show's viewers are women: Says an E! talking head, who happens to be female...
So… Hayden Panettiere is still 17, huh? August 21, you say? *scuttles away* A LOT more after the jump.
Kristin Cavallari was in Malibu desperately seeking attention by lying on top of her boyfriend and showing her ass to the paparazzi. If this Kristin girl didn’t have such a huge head, I’d be confusing her with Heidi Montag right now. Likewise, this is MTV’s ingenuous formula for their reality tv. Throw a bunch of typical blond white girls together and have them do stuff. Wow, so entertaining. You know what else is just as much fun? Pounding my balls with a sledgehammer. Whee, they’re like pancakes. More of the same after the jump.
Did Petra Nemcova actually tuck the sides of her dress up into her panties? ‘Cause it really looks like it. Even if you’re a supermodel, you can’t will a skirt not to look absurdly short after a certain point. . . and I think this is it.
Madonna is devastated 17 notes and seven Polaroids she sent to then boyfriend James Albright in the early 90’s are being auctioned off at the same time the head of Malawi’s child welfare service shadows her to see if she is fit to permanently adopt her baby. James Albright is said to be selling the photos because he’s in debt.Some of the pictures, which the singer took of herself, show her naked in explicit poses.
The collection also includes personal items such as underwear which Madonna apparently sent to Albright during their two-year relationship.
Commenters, what can we say? We've felt like we've actually really known you since that very first day you commenced anonymously bitching us out, but, following our "Why We Have Sex" post yesterday, something within you blossomed. Combined centuries of ill-advised fucking has clearly matured you into the sorts of brutally honest, emotionally unavailable but physically totally-game ladies we're proud to call "interfriends." Your reasons for having sex, beginning with "Because I had to find out if a parapalegic can have sex. They can." and ending with "Because his mom was on the UN Security Council... and because his collection of recreational prescription drugs was better than mine" confirmed all our favorite suspicions about you. Also, thanks to you we were reminded of our favorite Hurricane Katrina Fantasy...
