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Breaking News: Britney Spears Might Have A Problem!


Even though letting your dog befoul a couture dress while you urinate in public and trying to whiten your toddler's teeth are obviously ideal for their famous "Stars! They're Just Like Us!" feature, the concerned folks at Us Weekly have dared to suggest that maybe, just maybe, such behavior indicates that something might be wrong with Britney Spears.
"Her erratic behavior has moved into bipolar disorder," surmises psychologist Dr. Robert Butterworth, who has not treated Spears, 25...Read more>

1 comment:

AlexBeauty said...

Psychologist Robi Ludwig, who also hasn't treated her, agrees - to a point.

"It seems that Britney has a mood disorder," she says, acknowledging that the singer's behavior is "self-destructive, erratic and dramatic," which could also be symptomatic of drug and alcohol abuse.


She added: "She strikes me as someone going through a delayed adolescence."
Such cockamamie theories! What's so erratic about getting a haircut, stripping down to your bra, and delivering letters of truth to your mother at a gas station? We call that "Tuesday." That these two doctors could boldly divine all this just by reading about her seems awfully rash (suggesting symptoms of drug and alcohol abuse from someone with an apparent history of drug and alcohol abuse? MUST they judge?). Next they'll be implying Nicole Richie is suspiciously underweight. If they go so far as to say Lindsay Lohan is anything but a sensible girl acting her age, well, there should be consequences for these two enemies of fun.

Is Britney Spears Bipolar? [Usmagazine.com]
Britney's OK! Shoot Was Not [news.com.au]
Teeth Whitening For Spears' Oldest Son [msnbc.com]