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Elisha Cuthbert in bikini

2007-08-15T13:37:00.000-07:00

Elisha Cuthbert was at Paris’ Malibu party in a bikini top and white pants snapping pictures of people or paparazzi. This chick used to be cute. Now she looks frumpy and boring. Her last movie, Captivity, was a pos and she didn’t even get naked. She probably doesn’t think of herself as “that” kind of actress yet. Well, she is.”

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HOT! Jenna Jameson in Bikini

2007-08-15T13:35:00.000-07:00

If you guessed Jenna Jameson to be 42, you’d be wrong. She’s 33 and this is gross. I go to the beach to relax and hope some girl loses her top in the water. I don’t go to the beach to watch a girl from a third world country jump up and down. If Jenna asks me to sponsor her for just 1 cent a month, I’ll shove a cheeseburger in her mouth and run. I don’t want that thing touching me.

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Katharine McPhee and Her Ass

2007-08-14T14:31:00.000-07:00

I have confirmed that Katharine McPhee is hot. Which is why there’s no reason not to post these pictures of the wind blowing up her skirt. Katharine McPhee should have sex with me. I put that in rhyme because feigning interest in a girl’s hobbies is the fastest way to get in a girl’s pants.

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Charlize Theron In Bikini

2007-08-14T08:57:00.000-07:00

She was with her boyfriend Stuart Townsend in Belize wearing a bikini. They look so cute together with their matching guts. It almost makes me stop to think when the last time Charlize Theron looked hot was. I think she looked pretty good here...

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Geri Halliwell Looks Sexy in Bikini

2007-08-09T17:55:00.000-07:00

Do you think Geri is looking better than ever? Or more like old spice?

Ashley Olsen: Celebrity Style

2007-08-09T17:40:00.000-07:00

I think she looks great now! It’s brown leather, with a single vertical strap on the top and some sort of woven red silk overlay. Knowing Ashley, it’s surely right off the runways. Any conjecture in whom it designed this strange little purse?

Summer Trend from Style Stars: Dresses - Shirts

2007-08-09T17:30:00.000-07:00

Dresses - shirts for the last couple years became an integral part of a summer wardrobe. This summer season dresses-shirts are more serious alternative to other dress trends.
One of excellent ways to wear a dress-shirt is to combine it with leggings. Actually, some models without leggings can look simply slovenly (as though their owner has simply forgotten to put on trousers), especially, if the dress itself very much reminds a simple shirt (a dress from Splendid).
One more actual trend is a dress-shirt from a striped or checkered cotton or linen fabric. Dress-shirt See by Chloe became a hit in shops. Basically, different on style dresses-shirts can meet completely different purposes: for example, the white dress from Chloe can be put on a beach whereas brand Viktor & Rolf offers much more classical dress that it will satisfy to majority of women.
Urban Outfitters and Joie offer more youth and democratic in terms of the price dress. A romantic image will be created with the dress-shirt from Rebecca Taylor, which combines classical top with light lace below.
Casual-style lovers will like the dress-shirt from designer Vanessa Bruno which, as well as all her other creations, embodies a city casual-glamour.

Sarah Jessica Parker: Style Star

2007-08-09T17:08:00.000-07:00

Do we expect any less from the gal who embodied Carrie Bradshaw? I think... NO!

Fab favorite SJP has been making promotional rounds for her latest perfume, Covet. At Macy's in NYC the actress looks sophisticated and a bit funky in her strapless Akris dress and strappy sandals. Though the overall mood of the look is rather Fall, she brightens it up with some layered bolt bracelets.

Cindy Crawford Is Topless

2007-08-08T19:05:00.000-07:00

Cindy Crawford sunbathed topless on a boat in St. Tropez a couple days back. IMDB says Cindy is 41. I say it doesn’t matter. She looks better than a few of those 20 something Hollywood whores. It’s almost as if she was cryogenically frozen and brought back to unleash her brand of sexy upon the world and only one thing can stop her. My cyborg penis. It shoots lasers. Pew pew pew. Some of these are NSFW. A few more below the fold.

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Brooke Burke In Bikini

2007-08-08T17:10:00.000-07:00

Brooke Burke put on a bikini and frolicked on the beach this weekend. She is Honey, full of life and HOT! No speech... It must see!

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Brad Pitt has had enough

2007-08-08T16:30:00.000-07:00

Brad Pitt reportedly stormed off on his motorcycle feeling miserable. Supposedly, Brad and Angelina are in a rocky phase in their relationship — I think that means no anal — and just needed time to think.

Brad drove over 6 hours despite bad weather to eat with his pals, and the source said Pitt felt free while riding the motorcycle. “He’s so famous, but with a helmet covering his face, no one knows it’s him.”

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Denise Richards In Bikini

2007-08-08T16:10:00.000-07:00

Denise Richards good looks in bikini. Denise has not done anything worth mentioning ever since Wild Things so I do not know why this is even happening. Then again, I think these might be real old since her implants appear to be missing. Maybe Denise removed them? But, why would she want to take away her personality? Does not compute.

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Jessica Alba will be mine

2007-08-08T15:50:00.000-07:00

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have split after two and a half years together. Us Magazine says the two broke up over the phone. Alba called Warren and told him, “I’m not in love with you anymore.” Awesome.

Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren’s belongings and move him out.

Swift like pulling off a band-aid. I know everyone is gunning for Jessica now, but there’s no reason why we can’t all share. I’ll be glad to give you guys my sloppy seconds or sloppy 5,000’s. Don’t worry, you’ll get to have a chance with her eventually. In 2032. Suckers!

Nude Heidi Klum

2007-08-08T15:42:00.000-07:00

Posed for Arena magazine’s September issue. There’s a quote on one of them from Heidi Klum saying, “It’s good if you don’t get everything straight into your mouth, if you have to work for it.” I beg to differ. It is messy otherwise.

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'The Girls' Lived Next Door To Me - I Wish its

2007-08-07T15:55:00.000-07:00

The headline sang its way straight to my heart: "Why Women Love 'Girls Next Door'." Frankly, every woman I know (except for my fellow Jezebels) loves the highly addictive E! reality show The Girls Next Door, all about the life of Hugh Hefner and his three live-in girlfriends. I have had hours and hours worth of discussions, with friends and strangers alike, all female, on whether Holly will ever marry Hef, what age Bridget really is and what's up with all her masters degrees, and the enigma that is the sexuality of Kendra. In fact, 70% of the show's viewers are women: Says an E! talking head, who happens to be female...

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Hayden Panettiere In Bikini

2007-08-07T15:50:00.000-07:00

So… Hayden Panettiere is still 17, huh? August 21, you say? *scuttles away* A LOT more after the jump.

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Tara Reid: What Is It?

2007-08-07T15:40:00.000-07:00

They say these pictures are of Tara Reid in a bikini at St. Tropez. They’re probably right, but what the hell? In a couple of these, the color of her face looks completely off like someone shined a bright light on it or pasted Tara Reid’s head onto someone else’s body. Whatever. As long as they stop taking pictures of her rippling stomach, I’m happy. I’ll just attribute this to another by-product of Tara Reid’s freakish physique. I’m surprised whoever did her first surgeries didn’t give her a tail. Because that would have been awesome.

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Eva Longoria: Poor Little Soul

2007-08-07T15:30:00.000-07:00

Celebrity Babylon took this shot of Eva Longoria looking like a sick zombie. You hear that? That was my erection bursting through my jeans. Now, waste your time with these.
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Rachel Bilson - Celebrity Style

2007-08-07T15:20:00.000-07:00

Rachel Bilson has been looking beyond simple lately, but something about her understated ensembles suit her. Like Victoria Beckham, she's embracing the match-your-handbag-color-to-your-dress look. Here, Rachel is wearing a silky navy blue dress with Zac Posen's navy blue Abbey satchel. I thought her outfit needed a little somethin' somethin' so I gave her some jewels. I hope she doesn't mind!

I Want This Wardrobe: Charlie’s Angels 2, Full Throttle

2007-08-07T15:07:00.001-07:00

The wild Charlie's Angels ride continues! This time the stakes are higher, the angels are sassier and the wardrobe is better! With a washboard stomached Justin Theroux, whom I adore, and a toned up, bad ass Demi Moore, here we have double the villain fun. Dylan, played by Drew, really started to come into her own as we discover a haunting secret romance. Natalie (Cameron) is still sorting out her romances, while Alex (Lucy) continues to get hot and ...

Kristin Cavallari And Her Beautiful Ass

2007-08-06T23:00:00.001-07:00

Kristin Cavallari was in Malibu desperately seeking attention by lying on top of her boyfriend and showing her ass to the paparazzi. If this Kristin girl didn’t have such a huge head, I’d be confusing her with Heidi Montag right now. Likewise, this is MTV’s ingenuous formula for their reality tv. Throw a bunch of typical blond white girls together and have them do stuff. Wow, so entertaining. You know what else is just as much fun? Pounding my balls with a sledgehammer. Whee, they’re like pancakes. More of the same after the jump.

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Melanie Brown In Bikini

2007-08-06T10:30:00.000-07:00

Melanie Brown was at Miami Beach in a bikini which means I’m obligated to post these even if it’s Melanie Brown. On a related note, I’ve always wondered why Melanie was nicknamed Scary Spice. Is it because black people are scary? What? That’s racist.

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Petra’s Short and her Short Dress

2007-08-06T09:58:00.000-07:00

Did Petra Nemcova actually tuck the sides of her dress up into her panties? ‘Cause it really looks like it. Even if you’re a supermodel, you can’t will a skirt not to look absurdly short after a certain point. . . and I think this is it.

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Kim Kardashian and Her Huge ASS!

2007-08-06T09:30:00.000-07:00

Kim was out shopping with her girlfriend and her huge ass the other day. That’s crazy. You could stand next to her at a party and rest your drink on that thing. It wouldn’t even fall if she walked away. Talking with Kim would feel like being in a lame comedy where every time she turns around you have to duck, but in the end, it always hits you in the face regardless. Have you ever been smacked in the face with an ass that size? Just imagine a 20 lb medicine ball hitting you in the head. It hurts.

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Posh Spice: Does Not Eat!!!

2007-08-06T08:55:00.000-07:00

Looking inside her grocery cart, all I see is milk, water and what looks to be sparkling water.

Does this woman EVER eat?

I’m saying David Beckham must have to shake the sheets often to find this pencil thin spice girl!

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Madonna And Her Naked Breast

2007-08-06T03:26:00.000-07:00

Madonna is devastated 17 notes and seven Polaroids she sent to then boyfriend James Albright in the early 90’s are being auctioned off at the same time the head of Malawi’s child welfare service shadows her to see if she is fit to permanently adopt her baby. James Albright is said to be selling the photos because he’s in debt.

Some of the pictures, which the singer took of herself, show her naked in explicit poses.
The collection also includes personal items such as underwear which Madonna apparently sent to Albright during their two-year relationship.

15 year old underwear? Sold! Those are vintage panties, baby. Much like fine wine, the longer they stagnate, the more intoxicating the smell. Not only that, it’s from when Madonna was more “fun”. So you know they’ll be packed with all sorts of juic…ok, I can’t, I just can’t, I’m going to vomit.
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New Laguna Beach of MTV! Exclusive Secrets!

2007-08-05T11:31:00.000-07:00

The show that brought us Kristin Cavallari and Lauren Conrad is back with a new bunch of hot, young stars! The third season of Laguna Beach, now moved up the coast and renamed Newport Harbor: The Real Orange County, debuts Aug. 15, and star Chrissy, 18, shares some inside scoop! “There’s plenty of romance,” she tells Life & Style. “I’ve never had a serious boyfriend, so it will be fun watching me with guys I have crushes on.” How does the cast get along? “The girls are catty and the boys are catty,” Chrissy says.Watch for...

Bests Social Events Of The Week

2007-08-05T10:29:00.000-07:00

Planet Terror Photocall, Spain

I am loving the red hair, but not the leopard print on Rose McGowan.

Planet Terror Premiere, Spain

That's better. Rose McGowan looks better ...

LORAC Cosmetics/Miss Davenporte Showstopper Launch Party, LA

Isn't she gorgeous? The thing that gets me is that Ashley Olsen isn't even trying.

Alyson Hannigan for the second event in a row looks amazing. She has truly grown in style.

Universal Media Studios Emmy Party, LA

Wow. What a great colour on Ali Larter. I especially like the cut of the dress at the back.

I love a good pair of wide-legged pants. Camille Guaty outfit is just my kind of style.

Gwen Stefani: Geisha Girls, Teddy Boys and Ice Capades!

2007-08-05T09:27:00.000-07:00

What makes Gwen Stefani a style icon? It’s all in the mix! “She’s a little punk, a little Hollywood glamour; she’s a little bit of a reggae girl. And she’s a tomboy,” says her stylist and secret weapon Andrea Lieberman, who began working with Stefani on the “Let Me Blow Ya Mind” video. For The Sweet Escape tour, Lieberman and Stefani “were in a very ’50s sensibility” that “spanned the globe.” They took inspiration from Elvis and his “Jailhouse Rock” phase as well as ’50s London. “That’s where all the shirts and the ties ...

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Olsen twins: Absolutely Fabulous

2007-08-04T11:00:00.000-07:00

If you're mad about the Olsen twins, have fun comparing & contrasting their styles.

Read my Trend Alerts to find out what's haute right NOW.

The big controversy of the week: these nasty metallic UGGs!

See who's wearing what with our up-to-date Celebrity Styles.

Take a look at my August Most Wanted - what do you think?!

There was some juicy Lindsay Lohan fashion talk this week.

Simply Vera for Kohl's is fast approaching. Check out the brilliant ads!

See what's On Our Radar for the next latest and greatest.

Hope you loved our in depth I Want ...

Paris Hilton sucks... ice-lolly.

2007-08-04T10:29:00.000-07:00

No speech... It must see! [David LaChapelle]

LOL! Kelly Osbourne: Not So Big Mama Morton

2007-08-04T09:54:00.000-07:00

Kelly Osbourne, oh yes Ozzy and Sharon's little "Papa Don't Preach" covering spawn, is now starring in the Kander and Ebb musical Chicago on London's West End. When we first heard this, and saw her suddenly-skinny form (the better to slither through the Fosse choreography?), we assumed she was playing herself. That is, Roxie Hart, the girl who just wants to be famous. But, shocker! Kelly is actually playing Big Mama Morton. You know the role played by Queen Latifah in the movie? Yeah.

Kelly Osbourne To Star In Chicago [TimesOfLondon]

Posh Spice! ...god, she looks fantastic! She Is Such A Soccer Mom!

2007-08-04T08:32:00.000-07:00

Beautiful hair. Beautiful glasses. Beautiful lips. Beautiful skin tone. Beautiful dress. She is all beautiful!

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Courtney Thorne-Smith IS The Author Of The Next Great American Celebrity Novel

2007-08-03T23:40:00.000-07:00

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times." "Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins." "Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way." "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." "It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen." And now, unaided (her publisher claims) by a ghostwriter, one of America's most beloved television actresses has contributed to that list the following.
"Kate stood frozen in her bathroom doorway, bracing herself for the inevitable, the unavoidable, the potentially painful moment dreaded by women everywhere: the morning weigh-in."...

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Angelina Jolie! Her glance speak only about one thing... SEX!

2007-08-03T23:30:00.000-07:00

No speech... It must see!

'Teen Vogue' Style Blogger Not Impressed By 14-Year-Old 'Gossip Girl'

2007-08-03T22:07:00.000-07:00

Meet actress Taylor Momsen. She's 14 years old, 98 pounds, and slated to star in the upcoming Gossip Girls TV show, based on the bestselling young adult literature series also known as Satanic Verses, which centers around a group of fictional teenage girls similar to the fictional teenage girls who actually relate to Teen Vogue. Needless to say, the Teen Vogue staff is extremely excited about Taylor and the Gossip Girls series, about which Teen Vogue beauty director Eva Chen just wrote: "I have never been more excited." But there's a dissenting opinion about young Taylor in the Teen Vogue ranks! In the September print edition of the magazine, gay-sexy 'Style Blogger' Kimball Hastings, who refers to himself in the third person as "S.B." in print, writes of his efforts to style young Taylor, an endeavor that made him just a little annoyed...

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I like the way she sings!

2007-08-03T21:40:00.000-07:00

You scored as Beyonce, You are most like Beyonce. You have a pretty face and a curvy body that set you apart from all the other model-thin women. You love getting dressed up, but can still look amazing in some jeans and a cute top. You are strong, independent, and confident...traits that all women should have...

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Absolutelu Nude Gisele Bundchen! Ah babe!

2007-08-03T09:30:00.000-07:00

Numph, Excitatory, Bachelors wife! Only Body-Art mask all beauty! This worth attention!

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Nude Spice Girls - 'Reunion'

2007-08-03T03:21:00.000-07:00

Promo photo after Reunion!

Bitching About The Skinny Bitches Behind 'Skinny Bitch'

2007-08-01T09:45:00.000-07:00

The New York Times reports today that there are an eye-popping 245,000 copies of Posh Spice's favorite work of literature, Skinny Bitch, in print. We are sooooooooooooooo sick of hearing about Skinny Bitch. It's so brutally honest! And vegan! And the authors are so pretty! And "funny"! Look how funny they are! And counterintuitive:

"Beer is for frat boys, not skinny bitches."

Spoken like someone who would wear a pink tube top -- with a hoodie pocket! -- on her author bio (after the jump). Anyhow, is it just us or did these bitches make out like bandits "exposing" the fact that "vegan" is code for "sanctimoniously anorexic"? Which anyone with the remotest experience with fucking baristas already knew??

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Your Condoms Are Expiring, And 69 Or So Other Ways You Justify Being Sluts

2007-07-07T02:51:00.000-07:00

Commenters, what can we say? We've felt like we've actually really known you since that very first day you commenced anonymously bitching us out, but, following our "Why We Have Sex" post yesterday, something within you blossomed. Combined centuries of ill-advised fucking has clearly matured you into the sorts of brutally honest, emotionally unavailable but physically totally-game ladies we're proud to call "interfriends." Your reasons for having sex, beginning with "Because I had to find out if a parapalegic can have sex. They can." and ending with "Because his mom was on the UN Security Council... and because his collection of recreational prescription drugs was better than mine" confirmed all our favorite suspicions about you. Also, thanks to you we were reminded of our favorite Hurricane Katrina Fantasy...

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One Day In Paris: Broke-Ass Bitch Edition

2007-07-05T02:23:00.000-07:00

First Us Weekly deemed Paris Hilton too annoying for its tender pages, and then today E! came to its senses and decided that bratty rich girls tainting the lives of innocents no longer sounded like good TV. Now, the jailbird heiress's grandfather is delivering a swift boot to her assets: Barron Hilton has allegedly yanked Paris's $60 million inheritance because, while he could tolerate a sex tape and the noxious aural assault that was her album, a prison stint was more than he could handle over his morning Ensure...

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How To Make Love Like Scarlett Johansson

2007-07-04T05:15:00.000-07:00

Fans of Scarlett Johansson -- or of her cleavage -- must be donkey-punching themselves with glee over rumors that the Oscar-nominated actress may bring that necessary dose of gravitas, youth, and authentic breasts to an upcoming Jenna Jameson biopic. According to the Daily Express, the self-proclaimed "World's Greatest Newspaper" and bastion of the rigidly fact-based journalism we've come to cherish from the British tabs, naturally curvy Johansson has assumed the missionary position and will cleave to the role of the surgically enhanced porn star in a Universal project...

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How To Make Love Like Scarlett Johansson

2007-07-04T03:08:00.000-07:00

Apparently, merely yearning for the sight of Scarlett Johansson lovingly devouring pounds of sweaty ladyflesh does not make it so. Johansson's reps are swiftly, stiffly nipping in the bud all rumors that she will step into porn star Jenna Jameson's edible panties:

While Jameson has gushed for months that the A-list beauty-cum-Woody Allen muse would be the perfect choice to headline her lurid tale of sex, drugs and award-winning girl-on-girl action [...] Johansson denies any and all involvement in the sure-to-be skin-heavy flick...
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God Thinks Christina Aguilera Is A Ho

2007-07-04T02:01:00.000-07:00

We had sensibly assumed the respiratory infection that struck down Christina Aguilera -- forcing her to cancel her Australian concert dates -- came from screeching those high notes prior to a parade of all-night, stress-relieving tour-bus orgies. But apparently we've been short-sighted, forgetting God's distaste for Louboutins, blondes, and wanton displays of sexuality the likes of which would make Satan pump his claws in triumph. Says the Baptists For Brownback blog...

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Breaking News: Britney Spears Might Have A Problem!

2007-07-03T01:31:00.000-07:00

Even though letting your dog befoul a couture dress while you urinate in public and trying to whiten your toddler's teeth are obviously ideal for their famous "Stars! They're Just Like Us!" feature, the concerned folks at Us Weekly have dared to suggest that maybe, just maybe, such behavior indicates that something might be wrong with Britney Spears.
"Her erratic behavior has moved into bipolar disorder," surmises psychologist Dr. Robert Butterworth, who has not treated Spears, 25...Read more>